Tallahassee, FL!

I’m not going to hate on Florida, but some really weird stuff only happens here.

However, my fans see it as an opportunity and formed an Exploratory Committee for me to run for Congress! I met with some of them here today:

Their latest state-wide poll found overwhelming support for my views: I’m Pro-Dog, Anti-Cat, and believe in Universal Pet Care to help Florida’s senior dogs – a key voting demographic in this Congressional District.

They were very persuasive, and fed me lots of treats. But we just couldn’t come up with a campaign slogan. If you think of one, email me.

Still – and I’ll be honest here — I’m not convinced I have the stomach for Florida politics. I’m not saying “yes”, but I’m not closing the door to it either. I’m gonna have to sleep on it.

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