Howdy, y’all! I have some great news: I’ve been elected Mayor of this Dog Park!
Look how lush and well-manicured the lawn is. Its upkeep will be my top priority as I begin to serve my 2 hour mandate.
As I outlined in my acceptance speech, the only question I have is why someone built a giant domed building in the middle of this lovely green space? It significantly limits where we can run. I can’t be the only dog who’s complained about this.
This is my pensive look. I’m simply asking questions.
After some thoughtful consideration, I decided I was hungry and didn’t really care. So I submitted my resignation and am off to my next adventure!
Finnegans Travels! 