Can you believe this is my *last* stop on my Great American Road Trip? Neither can I.
I’m still adjusting to my new celebrity status thanks to this website and always try to play it cool when I get recognized.
But honestly, man, this Brass Pig wouldn’t leave me alone. He kept preaching about the dangers of eating pork products. I get it. I’m vegan. I know.
I felt bad ignoring him, because the look on his face showed disappointment. Cold move, but I’m okay with it.
Later, a stranger in this white van promised free candy! I thought about it for a few minutes but decided I should really get back on the road. You’re an eclectic town, Seattle.
My next dispatch will be from the Great White North! Wish me luck crossing the border! Also, I deny allegations I’m bringing crates of Milk Bones that aren’t approved by Health Canada …